A spaghetti noodle, much like a swimming-pool noodle, maintains its shape until it's exposed to boiling water or sat on by children. Savor pasta's forced flexibility with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian cuisine and drinks and one family-style dessert (a $15 value) at San Gennaro Cafe (a $45 total value). San Gennaro Cafe entices eaters with an extensive menu of Italian eats complemented by a staggering wine list. Savor a saucy quartet of cheeses, tossed with rigatoni, broccoli, and sundried tomatoes ($10.95), or tuck into New York-style pizzas ($7.95+), such as the Village Vegetarian ($10.85-$18.95), a doughy dance floor where tomato, mushroom, eggplant, olives, and bell peppers lindy hop as mischief makers activate the retractable floor, sending toppings caroming into a cheese-and-sauce swimming pool. Calamari mingles with a spicy marinara sauce over a bed of spaghetti ($15.95), and chicken chardonnay ($13.95) gets sauced with sautéed mushrooms and toasted pine nuts. Family-style desserts saunter to tables, where diners can choose between a flourless chocolate soufflé or a Berrymisu, both accompanied by scoops of vanilla-bean gelato. A vast wine list invites diners to sip and swirl more than 125 vinos by the bottle, imported from wine regions abroad or saved from the yacht yards where they awaited their grisly fate on christeners row.